Introducing the 112th Masthead of The Choate News

Illustrations by Chandler Littleford/The Choate News
Alex Yoon

Editor-in-Chief

Alex Yoon ’19 (Korean name Jin Sung), known on campus as simply “Yoon.” Frequently consumes LAYS® Kettle Cooked Mesequite Barbecue® chips from the Choate Store and sends aggressive messages to The Choate News’s group-chat via Whatsapp. Can often be found wearing his classy wool coat on the Choate campus.

Vincenzo DiNatale 

Managing Editor

Vincenzo DiNatale ’19 (aka Vinny or Nintendo), Chair of COSA, and honorable day student at Choate. Renowned scientist in SRP’s biology section and grammar guru in the Writing Center. Learned his grammar skills after sitting next to Christine Mason ’19 and Joe Coyne ’19 in English 200. Known for his impressive academic genius and striking resemblance to Peter DiNatale ’21. Can be found running cross country, swimming in the winter, or stressing-out in the library.

Owen Collins 

News Editor

Owen Collins ’19, resident fashionista and fifth former at Choate Rosemary Hall. Known on campus for his environmentally-friendly clothing and photo-ready poses. When asked, “Would you name your future son Collin?” answered yes without hesitation. Spends his time playing on Choate’s Varsity Hockey team.

Joseph Coyne 

News Editor

Joseph Coyne ’19, lanky cross country-running day student at Choate Rosemary Hall. Threw a snowball at Christine Mason ’19 sophomore year, which has deeply scarred her. Was in the play Blue Stockings and fell down the stairs — a sight which received thunderous laughter. Can be found singing acapella in Bellacanto or navigating through the open seas via Varsity Sailing.

Abbie Chang 

Local News Editor

Abbie Chang ’19, curly-hair model and fac-brat at Choate Rosemary Hall. Daughter of renowned backpack aficionado Mr. Deron Chang. Can be found eating M&Ms out of a fish bowl in the newsroom or being too loud in the library.

Derek Ng

Campus Opinions Editor

Derek Ng ’20, talented writer, actor, and the only fourth-form section editor on the 112th masthead. Known on campus for his spiky jet-black hair and vowel-less last name. Acted in the Choate production of Blue Stockings in which he slapped a kid back into 2017. Likely found sporting another school’s sweatshirt (stolen expertly from unsuspecting friends) and/or wearing a pair of beloved white Crocs.

Audrey Powell 

World Opinions Editor

Audrey Powell ’19, cabinet member of Young Dems and scholarly student at Choate Rosemary Hall. Notable talents include an ability to quote any line from “The Office” and having a brother who goes to Deerfield. Willing to engage in a heated debate on politics or “Game of Thrones” at all times. Is often found reading long SRP papers or complaining about people wearing sunglasses indoors.

Christine Mason

Features Editor

Christine Mason ’19, theatre geek and student at the prestigious Choate Rosemary Hall. Once tripped over a squirrel running a cross-country race at age 13 and has not run since. Regularly gets creamed by Joseph Coyne ’19 in foosball. Appreciates people who know random dates in history. Can generally be found in the PMAC acting or in the library whilst pretending to do work (she’s actually on Facebook).

Jeanne Malle

Arts & Leisure Editor

Jeanne Malle ’19, visual Arts Con member and uniquely fashionable student at Choate Rosemary Hall. Former citizen of France and current resident of New York City. Known on campus for her adorable bangs and unique jewelry from the Chinese airport. Regularly reminds her AmStuds class that she is 25% Mexican. Can be found in the PMAC or the Archbold dorm.

Dan Brockett 

Sports Editor

Dan Brockett ’19 (formerly known as “Dan the DSL Man”), sports enthusiast and fifth former at Choate Rosemary Hall. Known on campus for stacking cups in a widely-shared Instagram video. Attended middle school with Vincenzo DiNatale ’19 and Abbie Chang ’19. Can be found in the ice rink playing JV Hockey or in his car as he exercises his day-student rights.

Pinn Chirathivat 

Photography Editor

Pinn Chirathivat ’19, tree hugger at the KEC and notable student at the Rosemary. Did not laugh when told the joke, “Why did the tree cry? Because it was a weeping willow!” Known for various club leadership roles, such as ASA president, photography president, and editor for the news. Cannot be found on main campus but rather in the KEC while eating plants or taking photos of said organisms.

 

 

 

 

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